tastefullyoffensive:

Wolfram Alpha, you are drunk.

tastefullyoffensive:

Wolfram Alpha, you are drunk.

(via samtasticsam)

Prom with this girl! @ohellokristy #mother #father #gentleman #prom #thankseveryone #excited

Prom with this girl! @ohellokristy #mother #father #gentleman #prom #thankseveryone #excited

teeheehaha-ara:

waitingfornothing-andwastingaway:

jaba-the-slut:

PLOT TWIST.

this is incredible

I THOUGHT IT WAS A CANVAS PAINTING

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death-by-lulz:

This post has been featured on a 1000notes.com blog.

(Source: depression-and-movies, via nathankangaroo)

janice-lee asked: Why

Yes.

janice-lee asked: No

You’re not following the directions. Ask a question you lil booger.

janice-lee asked: What's your favorite color

Depends on the object.

janice-lee asked: HI nathan hi ok bye

Hi ******ittos.

(via dmtashima)

troyesivan:

SOMEBODY SHOULD HAVE PREPARED ME FOR THIS MOMENT

(Source: pinkricee, via samtasticsam)

tastefullyoffensive:

Whale Balloons[williammcdonald]